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June 10, 2006  
Updates coming Soon.. real soon

Site's getting a make over. Should be done in next few weeks.

Once the new system is up there will be updates almost everyday. All the older content will still be accessable.


Check back again soon.
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March 15, 2006  

Croc Vs Tiger


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March 13, 2006  


Bill Gates ROCKS!!... back and forth





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February 09, 2006  
Added this week:

School teacher says nigga, then tries to explain himself.
Can you lend a nigga a pencil?


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Friends -- the-joke-box -- rugjug forums -- strange-facts --


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December 16, 2005  
Next update - When Hell freezes over... or next week.
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November 18, 2005  
Added this week:

Heart Attack Wake-up
Collect diamonds, avoid lines
Stupid attention whore!
It's going to be a long run
YES and NO street safety
Road Rash


Windows Shaker! and Leet HaXoR

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Joke of the week:
Blow Up


A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

"You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."



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November 13, 2005  
Sorry about this weeks update. I have a number important things that I need to take care of for Monday morning. There will be an update this coming Friday, I promise.

-Tom
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November 04, 2005  
Added this week:

 
Armless swimmer
Click the color ,not the word
My anus is bleeding, ouch!
Can't catch me copper
Up, up, and away!
All Your Base Remix


Funny Pictures: Olson Twins do Halloween - So Busted - Hurricane Wilma


Ring Ring Ring Ring Banana Phone!

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Joke of the week:
Rich man Poor man Gifts


A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they gave their wives for their anniversary. The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz." Poor man asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?" The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back."

The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then proceeds to tell him what he got his wife. "I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo." With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you buy her those gifts?!" The poor man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself."



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October 28, 2005  
Added this week:

YOINK!
Stick Fight
Yummy Pee
Take that Compooter
I'm so sexy
More sex than me


Funny Pictures:Uber Fag - Britney Spears is Sexy - Millionaire Golf - Water on Mars


Hentai Rules!

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Joke of the week:
Mathematics Professor Writes Letter to Wife

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife,

You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.

Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband,

You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."



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October 21, 2005  
- Sorry, for the delayed update. I have a mid-term tomorrow, which I need to study for.

Look for an update tomorrow night.

Don't e-mail me.
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October 14, 2005  
Added this week:

Millionaire Moron
GyroBall - Can you get to level 7? CRIPPLE FIGHT!
Incoming...
Fun with ladders Michael Jackson's secret factory


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Mini Racers - Software Piracy - Discount Price

Jesus Christ Action Figures!

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Joke of the week: ( just for you Jon,... just for you )
First Time

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....



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October 07, 2005  
This weeks update will be made on Saturday. Meanwhile, check out some of the older crap I pulled out from the archive.

Arnold cums day and night
Boy VS Girl
Guy chugs a pitcher of beer Peek-a-boo Pole dancing kit Fredryk Phox hits a new low

Those crazy asian ninjas Asian Panty Pirate I have no idea... Shake that ass Fart Smeller

Stoned Journalist Spaceworms, Can you get to level 3? The Great Escape! Ahhhhhhhh! The Rack is still impossible I have no idea...
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